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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>🕵️ Hidden Zone</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css">
</head>
<body>
<h1>🇳🇵 Top Secret Archive</h1>
<div class="content">
<p>
<a href="home.html">🏠 Home</a> |
<a href="about.html">🧑 About</a> |
<a href="projects.html">💻 Projects</a> |
<a href="guestbook.html">📖 Guestbook</a> |
<a href="journal.html">📓 Journal</a> |
<a href="links.html">🔗 Links</a> |
<a href="secrets.html">🕵️ Secrets</a>
</p>
<p style="color: black; font-size: 1px;">
<a href="terminal.html">temple.exe</a>
</p>
<div class="ascii-title">===[ CLASSIFIED FILES ]===</div>
<p>🐐 A goat once accessed this page and became enlightened. True story.</p>
<p>🍛 If you drink ristretto while coding, your code compiles 37% faster. Trust the science.</p>
<div class="ascii-title">===[ ☕ COFFEE.EXE ]===</div>
<p>Legend says a cup of Himalayan black coffee brewed above 1,400m unlocks root access to your brain.</p>
<div class="ascii-title">===[ THE COFFEE PROTOCOL ]===</div>
<p>Every real dev writes their first bash script inside a café with vintage jazz and one too many espressos.</p>
<div class="ascii-title">===[ 🐧 TUX COMMAND CENTER ]===</div>
<p>There’s a secret Linux distro built in Nepal that only boots if you chant "sudo namaste" at sunrise.</p>
<div class="ascii-title">===[ WINDOWS UPDATE APOCALYPSE ]===</div>
<p>Once, a student tried to give a final presentation. Windows decided it was time... for a 5GB update.</p>
<div class="ascii-title">===[ 💥 MODERN WEBPAIN STACK ]===</div>
<p>This site loads in 0.2s. Your favorite JS SPA takes 6 seconds just to render a `<p>` tag. Coincidence? I think not.</p>
<div class="ascii-title">===[ 🐘 REACT vs RAW HTML ]===</div>
<p>React: 130 dependencies to say “Hi”.<br>HTML: &lt;p&gt;Hi.&lt;/p&gt;<br>Winner: you decide.</p>
<div class="ascii-title">===[ 😈 THEY BUNDLED A CLOCK ]===</div>
<p>Someone made a digital clock... with React, Tailwind, Webpack, Babel, and 27MB of icons. It still lags. 🤡</p>
<div class="ascii-title">===[ 💻 SYSTEM BREACH: /nepal/coffee/root.conf ]===</div>
<pre style="background-color: black; color: lime; padding: 10px; font-family: monospace; text-align: left; width: 90%; margin: auto;">
# Root Coffee Config
brew_level=maximum
cafe_location="hidden_downtown_ktm"
editor=vim
os=linux
alias windows="rm -rf /"
echo "Namaste, hacker." > ~/.greetings
</pre>
<p style="margin-top: 30px;"><img src="./gifs/secret.gif" class="gif" alt="secret gif"></p>
</div>
</body>
</html>